Funny Productivity Quotes-Helps You Get Stuff Done


“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.” – Josh Billings

We all need inspiration now and again and sometimes it’s necessary to stay productive in whatever you’re doing.

Sometimes however, when you hear the same “inspiring quotes” over and over, you tend to glaze over and yawn.

Sure they are great quotes by people who have done great things but repetitive quotes lose their punch after a while.

Kind of like that catchy song that everyone loved in the first little while but after hearing it for the 800th time, it tends to make you want to change the dial on your car radio.

Sometimes you need those funny productivity quotes for a change of pace.

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Consider these funny productivity quotes 

“Seven days without laughter make one weak.” – Joel Goodman

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… One step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.” – unknown

“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.” – Alexander Woollcott


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A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women.
– Anonymous

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
– Groucho Marx

Entrepreneurs when starting out tend to be a little too serious about themselves.

It’s natural because they haven’t reached any level of success yet and they want to be seen as professionals in their industry of choice.

The best thing you can do is have a bit of humor about yourself because it shows your human side people can relate to.

“A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that people will love you. Sustain that and you have hope.”
― Andrew Solomon

“The first step towards true enlightenment is to lighten up on yourself.”
― Bashar


Have you ever listened to someone and then wondered….”Who ties your shoelaces for you?”

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