Amazon sells a lot of stuff. Some of the hidden gems you can find are really cool and novel and then there are the truly weird items that are basically gag gifts.(Or at least we hope they are)
Here are 9 findings of weird stuff Amazon sells
#1. Just in case you plan on getting into a knife fight or whatever other nutty activity you’re involved with like pruning the rose garden…
Protective Arm Sleeves Guard Bracer
For about $12 you can get a pair of these protective sleeves.
Now this item isn’t actually that strange as it has a lot of practical uses.
It’s the picture of some dude holding a hunting knife to his fore arm that makes you do a double take.
One pair of sleeves
#2. Radioactive sample of uranium ore
Yes, this is an actual item for sale on Amazon.
The shipping information reads:
Shipping Information: We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. The item is shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52. Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only. Images SI Inc., manufacturing electronic instruments and kits for over 25 years.
Simply one of the weirdest Amazon items you can buy. So what do you use uranium ore in a tin can for?
-Nuclear experiments perhaps.
-Growing that third eye that you’ve always thought would be bitchin’ to have.
-Mutate your pet or neighbors pet.
-Try to become the real “Toxic Avenger” finally!
Check it out for yourself–>>click image below
#3 Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals
That’s right! Now you can put up those giant wall decals of an old woman using an inhaler! Finally!
Why, you ask?
Why the hell not I say!
#4 Farting Animals Coloring Book
Well I guess if it’s for kids then I would say it’s pretty funny and kids love this stuff anyways.
Still weird I say…
#5 Bluetooth Gadget Gloves Talk to the hand (literally)
This could work several ways. First, it may actually be handy and somewhat cool.
Or it will confuse people thinking you want them to call you and they have no idea who you are.
Or it’s another novelty gadget that makes you look like a complete douche. You decide.
Price:$ 9.59 – 49.99
#6 Nasco Advanced Geri Manikin – Model
For nursing and therapy students (I hope)
Price for Geri: $2,577.00
#7 Toilet Golf – Moonmini Potty Putter Set Bathroom Game
Instead of Dad going to the throne to read the paper, he takes his putter instead.
#8 Its a Yodeling Pickle
Ever thought to yourself…” I wish I could buy a yodeling pickle” They never make those yodeling pickles when you want one. Yes they do!
#9 The Gangsta Rap Coloring Book (Obviously for toddlers)
Teach your kid to keep their pimp hand strong and color within the lines bitch!